Monday, December 7, 2009

STIT & GIGGLES - A GUY THING

THIS AND THAT:
Climate Summit opens in Copenhagen. Polar bears arrive en mass to protest lack of anything positive being done. Spokesbear for the group angrily demanded” What do the morons expect us to do, eat our young??

Meanwhile, in Canada, climate activists stormed Parliament protesting their government’s inaction. One sign read. “ Burn the Fossils in the Senate Instead!!

India and Russia sign mutual nuclear energy, defence treaty. Doesn’t it put your mind to rest when you hear nuclear and defence in the same sentence? Pakistan needs an ally now, hmmm, how does Uncle Sam sound. Expect a similar treaty between the US and Pakistan in the near future. “My gun is still bigger than yours” mentality is alive and well.

Haven’t heard much from that plague that is sweeping the Ukraine. Supposedly US transport planes sprayed a gas that caused the plague. Thousands are dying but the mainstream media is suppressing the story. Can you believe people believe this crapolla.
Hey, they made a movie about bigger crapolla, 2012.

SPORTS & ENTERTAINMENT:
Tiger Woods skit on SNL was a must see, absolutely, incredibly funny. Critics are in an uproar saying SNL went too far!!!! You kidding me??? Too far? Sorry, but this is comedy and the best golfer in the world, with zillions of dollars, is a perfect target for us mortals to laugh at. By the way, the over under on how many the Cat has banged is 33. Bu, how many will actually come out and claim their piece of the Tiger pie. I do feel sorry for Elin. Then, I think of the 70 or so million she will eventually get in the next few years and I don’t feel quite as sorry. It truly is a different lifestyle for those wealthy beyond belief.

Alan Iverson returns tonight. Coach said he was very good in practice. PRACTICE? Are we talking about practice? Not a game, but Practice???? C’mon Man!!! Practice??? Is that what we are talking about??? Ok you get my point! The Answer will not be enough to make Phili better, but he will fill some seats if he can still drive and play with the intensity of old.

BE$T BET:
1. Trailblazers –3
2. Florida Panthers moneyline.

BEST QUOTE: A poem for Tiger
Oh, Vanity of Vanities!
How wayward the decrees of Fate are;
How very weak the very wise,
How very small the very great!

William Thackery

2 comments:

  1. A lot of people in Philly think A.I. will make them better, and that will get the city buzzing and put people in the stands. I think he'll be a hit and the team will win more games, but I'm a big Iverson guy so that might be hopefull thinking.

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  2. Love the Tiger over under and the Answer will not be the answer!!

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