How much time would you take off from your job if you were caught cheating on your wife?? Most employers would give you a little time, but the healing process is something that is ongoing and has to be done on your own time in the future and having to do with the communication and actions between a husband and wife. Either she forgives you and is willing to start over, a Mulligan, or she says screw you Tiger, I'm here till the 70 Million is mine and then I'm gone faster than some tarts text message on your phone. Time is nice, but I think this is more Tiger's handlers asking for time for this whole mess to fade, than Tiger's personal wish. No matter what time is given, when the Tiger returns, the circus continues. Paparazzi will follow Tiger hoping to get the shot of him and a lady?? going into a late night tete a tete. Word on the street is that Tiger had the name of a tart or two in every major city his personal jet flew to, now that's a ladies man!!! It also shows you what money and fame can do for you.
Oh and by the way, Tiger winning a court order in the UK banning publication of any nude photos or video of Tiger in the nude, or having sex, is a blow to all the ladies wanting to know what all the fuss was about. No images of Tiger using his nine iron in a long wet patch will be seen. We also wont see any fist pumping, or tongue flipping, some of Tiger's famous gestures when he sinks the big one!! We will also miss Tiger's go for broke stroke when he tries to be as long as he can be. Oh well, we'll just have to picture it!!!!
Quote of the Day
For Tiger and his future!!!
Masterbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind!!
Thomas Szasz
Saturday, December 12, 2009
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