Duck!!!

Bush showed how fast he was when a shoe whizzed by his head. Only quick reaction time saved him from a smelley meeting with the leather scud missile. Unfortunatelly, King Berlusconi, the ruling momarch of Italy, so he thinks, was not so quick. After a rally, an unbalanced man, many Italians think not, threw a weighty souvenir at the probiscus of the Italian king. Berlusconi failed to duck, bodyguards failed to guard, and broken nose, chipped teeth, and cuts were the results. Berlusconi's first comments upon awakening were: Mama Mia that was a speeci, spicey meatball to the head!!!!

Now the ladies man, Tiger, has a new worry, his name has come up in the case of a Canadian doctor who may have been providing banned substances to athletes. Tiger needn't worry, the condoms he got from the doc had no banned substances in or on them!!

Quote of the Day
Defend us from the perils and dangers of all irate throwers!!